Humor Adventurer Gifts

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Man fishing with large bait

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Imagine

"Shred the plank."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Destiny is all...

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Joan of Arch

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

A Cave Painting

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Maps to the Stars

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."