Humor Adventurer Gifts

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Man fishing with large bait

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Shred the plank."

Imagine

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Destiny is all...

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Joan of Arch

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Maps to the Stars

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

A Cave Painting

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"