Adventure Humorist Gifts

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"It's over, Ted - there's someone else!"

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

After the acrimonious break-up of Lewis and Clark, Clark goes solo.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Boy,something sure nailed that lure.'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'For goodness sake,Lettica! This is no time to be starting one of your infernal affairs.'

'Uhh, could I have your frequent flier points?'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"Awesome. You made it look so real, people will think you came close to actually falling."

A married woman's secret lover.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Skiing.

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Flight simulator'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

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"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"