Outdoorsy Humorist Gifts

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

'Are you kidding? I haven't seen any big bucks since I quit my union job.'

'Never mind how it happened! Just get me out of this thing!'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'So Lenny, still fighting the good fight?'

Fart Hunting.

Dunk Tank Tree Stand

"I don't know. I just feel really vulnerable for some reason."

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Another myth dispelled'

'Wouldn't you know it - we're right in the middle of a human nest!'

'Caught the sun?'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'The fish are so eager here, they cut the hole in the ice!'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"I got tired of being shot at."

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"At least we lived full lives."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Skiing.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Roads with a view.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"