Outdoor Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Plug my electric blanket in somewhere, please.'

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

"I'm glad we've got this new tent, Bob. It looks like rain."

Bear in the Outhouse.

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

'Nasty, right to the end!'

Moral: Let sleeping bags lie

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Roads with a view.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Snowman Driver

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'