Outdoor Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Plug my electric blanket in somewhere, please.'

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

"I'm glad we've got this new tent, Bob. It looks like rain."

Bear in the Outhouse.

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

'Nasty, right to the end!'

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Roads with a view.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Snowman Driver

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fish Training

Fly fishing.