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'Explain to me again why you thought hunting in December would be a fun thing to do.'

The one that got away, 'It was this big.'

Outdoor Tip: Oatmeal in your socks will help keep your feet dry.

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Roads with a view.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Snowman Driver

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fish Training

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.