Outdoor Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

'Explain to me again why you thought hunting in December would be a fun thing to do.'

The one that got away, 'It was this big.'

Outdoor Tip: Oatmeal in your socks will help keep your feet dry.

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Roads with a view.

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Snowman Driver

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Fly fishing.

Fish Training

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.