Outdoor Humor Fan Gifts

"You're right, Bob. It does say these trees are 'carnivorous', not 'coniferous'. It must be a typo. Bob?"

'Don't shoot those Canadian Geese.. they're delivering our prescription drugs!'

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

'The flag tore loose, Steve -- run back down to the village and get a needle and thread.'

'Ben's idea of small game is that miniature collie next door.'

Skiing.

Flyfishing for dummies.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Roads with a view.

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Possums that ski.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Snowman Driver

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."