Outdoor Humor Fans Gifts

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Roads with a view.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Snowman Driver

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fish Training

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.