Outdoor Humor Fans Pillows

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Roads with a view.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Snowman Driver

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Fish Training

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"