Outdoor Humor Aficionado Pillows

"I told you it was to wet too cut the grass"

Harold tried his best to stay safe during hunting season...

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

Roads with a view.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Snowman Driver

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Prawn Shop

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Fly fishing.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fish Training

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"