Outdoor Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

Skiing.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Roads with a view.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Snowman Driver

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'How are they biting?'

Fly fishing.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."