Outdoor Comedy Enthusiast Prints

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

Skiing.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Roads with a view.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Snowman Driver

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fish Training

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'How are they biting?'