Outdoor Comedy Admirers Prints

Please Keep Dogs Off Grass

Skiing.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Roads with a view.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Snowman Driver

A small man under a giant microscope.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Returns"

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Medieval King

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fish Training

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'