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Please Keep Dogs Off Grass

Skiing.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Snowman Driver

A small man under a giant microscope.

Medieval King

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Returns"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"I enjoy cooking my pets and my family."