Outdoor Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'Nude beach - naked beach - you make the distinction.'

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Romantic Tree Carving

Bird Symbol Hunting

Roads with a view.

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Snowman Driver

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Fly fishing.

Fish Training

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.