Outdoor Humor Pillows

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

I fart more than that!

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Must get a longer cable."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Roads with a view.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Snowman Driver

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."