Outdoor Humor Fan Pillows

"You're right, Bob. It does say these trees are 'carnivorous', not 'coniferous'. It must be a typo. Bob?"

Bread crumbs? But it's Halloween!

'Don't shoot those Canadian Geese.. they're delivering our prescription drugs!'

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

'The flag tore loose, Steve -- run back down to the village and get a needle and thread.'

'Ben's idea of small game is that miniature collie next door.'

Skiing.

Flyfishing for dummies.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Roads with a view.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Snowman Driver

Possums that ski.

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."