Outdoorsy Humor Pillows

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

Skiing.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fish Training

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'We're going into cold water and HE'S drinking the hot chocolate!'