Outdoor Humorist Pillows

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"I hate crowded parks."

'A little windy out isn't it?'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Pulling out Giant Carrot

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

'Did you hear those ladies behind us hoot and holler when I hit that tee shot?' 'Your fly is open.'

'I must say, your new loo is coming along really nicely.'

'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that you're fly-fishing.'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I'd give it five minutes.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

WARNING! Keep out of river! Large,dangerous currant!

Dog retrieves slippers instead of birds.

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

'Nice try.'

'You do realize you're making things worse?!!'

Lover's leap: Man paining sign falls off.

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

'I owe you an apology. Your sign actually worked.'

Skier sees a sign while skiing down mountain: Welcome To Turk's Alpine Jungle Caution next 1/4 Mile No Snow.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

"No, Otis, I think it's safe to say Daddy doesn't remember where he parked the car."

"Look! That's where you threw your back out last fall."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Boris Johnson's camping holiday

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."