Outdoor Comedy Fan Gifts

Snowman Driver

'A hole in twelve. That's personal best for me!'

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of an outhouse.

Skiing.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Roads with a view.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Fly fishing.

Fish Training

'How are they biting?'

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Meteorites have been annoying this summer."

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'