Outdoor Comedy Fan Gifts

Snowman Driver

'A hole in twelve. That's personal best for me!'

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of an outhouse.

Skiing.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Roads with a view.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'How are they biting?'

Fish Training

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Fire down."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

Bulltoon: Unbelievabull.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel