Outdoor Comedy Lover Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Skiing.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Snowman Driver

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fish Training

'How are they biting?'

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.