Outdoor Comedian Gifts

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

Leaf blower with 3 notches - Low, medium, and into next doors garden.

'She taught me to yodel, yodel-oh-de aargh!'

Larry was completely out of line – and so the fish went free.

"This is your parent's idea of a guest room?"

Bigfoot laughing at snowshoes

Duck Hunting

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

'Best squirrel dog I ever had.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Now you know why they call it cowHIDE.'

"Every summer this crap circle magically appears!"

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'How are they biting?'

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."

Skiing.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

I fart more than that!

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Must get a longer cable."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Roads with a view.