Outdoor Comedian Gifts

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

Leaf blower with 3 notches - Low, medium, and into next doors garden.

'She taught me to yodel, yodel-oh-de aargh!'

Larry was completely out of line – and so the fish went free.

"This is your parent's idea of a guest room?"

Bigfoot laughing at snowshoes

Duck Hunting

'Best squirrel dog I ever had.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Every summer this crap circle magically appears!"

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'How are they biting?'

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Skiing.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

I fart more than that!

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'