Outdoor Comedians Gifts

"It's about three miles north, as the naked mole rat burrows."

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Snowman Driver

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."