Outdoor Comedist Gifts

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

I fart more than that!

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Snowman Driver

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"My husband is fishing. . ."