Comedian Of The Great Outdoors Gifts

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Skiing.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Eat me"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Alligator Bars