Comedian Of The Great Outdoors Mugs

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Skiing.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Eat me"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."