Wilderness Comedian Mugs

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Eat me"

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Penguin

Giraffe Portrait

Bird Symbol Hunting

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"