Wilderness Comedian Mugs

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Eat me"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Penguin

Giraffe Portrait

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Crow and fox

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"