Comedian In The Wilderness Mugs

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

"Eat me"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Pray for me.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Penguin

Giraffe Portrait

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Crow and fox

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."