Comedian In The Wilderness Gifts

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Eat me"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Penguin

Crow and fox

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'