Campground Comedian Gifts

"So is this the fun part, or will there be even bigger bugs sticking to my face soon?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Primitive campground - dial up internet.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Have food. Need toilet paper

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'How are they biting?'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Mountain escalator.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"