Campground Humor Lover Gifts

Campground Wi-fi.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Harsh Mellows.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Early American Think tank

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

The biggest fish.

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

Bear in the Outhouse.

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

"We need any eggs?"