Campground Humor Lover Gifts

Campground Wi-fi.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Harsh Mellows.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Early American Think tank

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

The biggest fish.

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Bear in the Outhouse.

"We need any eggs?"

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!