Playground Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Mood Swings.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Turn Down For What.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

The First National Sand Bank.

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Children and technolohgy

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.