Playground Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

Mood Swings.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'How now, brown cow?'

The First National Sand Bank.

"It must be still charging."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Children and technolohgy

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness