Playground Aficionado Gifts

'It's the only way we can get the kids into the garden.'

The First National Sand Bank.

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

'The good news is that in a few years they'll be chasing us with chocolates and flowers.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Quicksandbox

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

Trampoline

"Okay, we're through with the animal testing phase."

'Mrs. Finnegan put me in the accelerated recess program!'

Cheese grater slide.

Glissando!

Giraffe swing

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Tommy!"

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Office Park

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'