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'It's the only way we can get the kids into the garden.'

The First National Sand Bank.

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

'The good news is that in a few years they'll be chasing us with chocolates and flowers.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Quicksandbox

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

Trampoline

"Okay, we're through with the animal testing phase."

'Mrs. Finnegan put me in the accelerated recess program!'

Cheese grater slide.

Glissando!

Giraffe swing

"Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Swinging

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

The Charge of the Kids

Office Park

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'