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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

The First National Sand Bank.

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Swing

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.