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"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

"I tested very high in playing."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Turn Down For What.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"What are you in for?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

The First National Sand Bank.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

Swing