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'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I'm bored."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Basketball

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Mood Swings.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Little boys

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Riding the statue.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Children and technolohgy

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."