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'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I'm bored."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Basketball

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mood Swings.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Little boys

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Riding the statue.

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Children and technolohgy

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'