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"Oh, we know each other from the womb."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"This never happened."

Tree house.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Swing

Mood Swings.

Office Park

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Little boys