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"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"A day is a long time."

"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."

Headphone swing

The things we do for our kids.

'Why do everyone else's kids grow up so much faster than ours?'

A sign that reads 'No swinging' next to some swings.

"I did my bit, I stopped dicking around on my phone and came outside to play. The least you could do is show me how to turn this thing on!"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Tree house.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"This never happened."

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"First snowman?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Imagination

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Ready Mum?'