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"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"A day is a long time."

"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."

Headphone swing

'Why do everyone else's kids grow up so much faster than ours?'

"I did my bit, I stopped dicking around on my phone and came outside to play. The least you could do is show me how to turn this thing on!"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"This never happened."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Tree house.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Imagination

'Ready Mum?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.