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"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"This never happened."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Swing

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Little boys

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

The First National Sand Bank.