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'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Office Park

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Little boys

Turn Down For What.

The First National Sand Bank.

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

Riding the statue.

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"It must be still charging."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.