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'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Little boys

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

Turn Down For What.

The First National Sand Bank.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"It must be still charging."

Riding the statue.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'