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'I was sentenced to 500 hours community service- right now, I'm a park bench'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Psychiatry in the Park

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Moms gone wild

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."