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'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"Old Faithful, my @##!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The High Line at Giza

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'The Saxon King' pub

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Surreal ale

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Life's a Bench.

Psychiatry in the Park

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Wildcats Strike.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."