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"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Labor Day Flowers

Queen of Quinoa

Aprons

'It's my favorite.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Who like 'em well done?"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Convention of municipal gardeners.

"I think my harem is seeing someone else."

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' - 'You're right, I'm taking my drink onto the patio.'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

Patio Melt

'No I'm not the waiter. We sell outdoor furniture.'

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

Postal service cuts.

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.