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'It's my favorite.'

Tut and Carmen.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Carpe pizza"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

No! I said a 100-foot Piazza!

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

The finer points of marriage.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"Now we wait."

"While you were fighting for an equal number of slices, I was lobbying to deregulate their size!"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

The art of pizza