Pizzeria Owner T-Shirts

Pizza By The Slice

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

"I've heard tell of a Ray's even more original."

F&E Pizza. Our pizzas can't be topped. I think I see our problem.

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

The art of pizza

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

'Mario's Instant Pizzas.'

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

"Hope you appreciate the personal touch."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Today's special... donuts.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"This is our soft opening."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.