Pizzeria Owner Pillows

Pizza By The Slice

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

"I've heard tell of a Ray's even more original."

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

The art of pizza

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

'Mario's Instant Pizzas.'

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

"Hope you appreciate the personal touch."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Today's special... donuts.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Shaken not stirred

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Kitchen Kapers

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"This is our soft opening."