Pizza Pioneer Pillows

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's my favorite.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Children playing games

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Stupid Microwave

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Sisyphus Pizza

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"They should have quit after deep dish."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.