Pizza Pioneer Gifts

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'It's my favorite.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Sisyphus Pizza